OK, I would tell you about The Darkness myself, but what's the harm in letting Justin do it for me?
The Darkness are four men, mens men. Your basic macho, masculine, testosterone driven, muscular, tall, handsome, chiselled, square-jawed, large-chinned men. Three of whom are from Lowestoft. One is Scottish.
Ok, so here are the basic facts:
Full name: Justin David Hawkins
Date of birth: 17 March, 1975
Instruments: Vocals, guitar, synthesizer
Full name: Daniel Hawkins
Date of birth: 12 December, 1976
Full name: Francis Poullain-Patterson
Date of birth: 15 April, 1967
Instrument: Bass guitar
Full name: Edwin Graham
Date of birth: 20 February, 1976